And when I told him Leonardo DiCaprio is 19 years older than me he said “Who cares? When you get to my or Leo’s age it doesn’t matter.”
To which I said “He also has had a multitude of failed relationships with models.”
Then he said “Maybe it’s time he’s with someone who’s not a model and 19 years younger than him.”
The conversation carried on and ended with my dad saying if Simba from the Lion King was actually Leonardo DiCaprio, like, his actual face with a mane, the Lion King would be my favourite movie.
You’d ultimately think my father would be against me (his only daughter) being in a relationship with someone old enough to possibly be my parent… even if the relationship was obviously hypothetical and more of a jab towards me.