jolene is farting a lot

Heads up. They just had sex. 

My dad is peeing in the ocean.

I wouldn’t brush a dead girl’s hair no matter how much I loved her. I’m sorry. I just… Can’t.

That part where Bella breaks everywhere and falls down reminds me of when Nina’s knees break backwards and she falls and hits her head in Black Swan. I liked the scene better in black Swan but I still don’t appreciate random breaking bones, okay? Stop. Stop that.

OH GOD.

• People my age with bad grammar. GO BACK TO FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCK! I don’t give a shit if you can write a decent story… It’s gonna be shit if you have bad grammar. Fucking facebook and texting just fucks shit up. I don’t give a shit if I am on facebook or if I’m fucking texting I use good ass fucking grammar when possible. If I’m writing a fucking essay there  will no grammatical errors whatsoever. You dumb ass fuckers who are trying to get into university and get fucking good grades cannot be like “Oh, I have have bad grammar.. whoopsies!” LEARN HOW TO WRITE A FUCKING SENTENCE. Fuck.
• Pretentious pricks. YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ARTIST. YOU AREN’T THE FUCKING BEST MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT WAS EVER FUCKING SHAT.
• Gross noises made during eating. It’s fucking gross. Just fucking stop.
• Slow walkers. Seriously, I think you can go a bit fucking faster you lazy asses. Sometimes I just feel like pushing people out of my fucking way when I’m in Vancouver. When I’m walking with people who are slow… I’m just going to walk in front of them. I don’t fucking care. HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Homophobic/racist/sexist jokes and phrases. Shut up. You’re not funny.
• There’s a lot more that I’m not going to mention because it’d be the longest post ever and you’d all want to kill yourselves. 

WHAT THE FUCK?

I DON’T LIKE THE TASTE OF PLASTIC.