Leonardo DiCaprio's cock.

August 2011

I just moved and we don't have wifi yet... And I stayed up all night on my phone for pottermore last night and I don't think I can tonight.

Fuck my lack of Internet. Fuck my lack of sleep. Fuck those of you who got in.

It’s difficult from a phone.

Aug 1, 2011

#pottermore #i'm really tired

July 2011

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I should start a weird hat collection.

I already have a shit load of weird hats.
I bet I could find a shit load more. 

Jul 30, 2011

#weird hat

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#Geordie Shore #Gaz

My tooth is like murder... I really don't want to but I think I may have to go to the dentist...

I haven’t gone in 2 years…
Which is really horrible I know…

But I’m so fucking scared of the dentist.

;<  

Jul 29, 2011

#I probably have a million cavities #I hate the dentist #tooth hurrrtssss

I'm bored and watching Geordie Shore.

They sound really unattractive. 
I can’t handle some/most accents.  

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#Geordie shore #Jersey shore

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#brotip

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Play

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Jul 28, 2011

#Don't make pasta like this #I also googled how to make pasta and it still didn't work #I guess it was never meant to be and now I'll just starve/wait for my dad to get home

Pasta attempt fail... and apparently we have no other food in the house... mmm... stale ritz crackers...

Jul 28, 2011

#my house doesn't even have bread #or crackers #or fucking anything #we have steaks and fucking cheese #i hate steaks and cheese #fuck my life

I'm really hungry and I really want pasta.

I don’t know how to make fucking pasta. 

Jul 28, 2011

#i should learn how to cook #pasta

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